The idea here is to provide something to keep Chappie's game group from
roaming the streets aimlessly, when he's on holiday, struck down with
man flu or otherwise unable to make Tuesdays. The campaign will be episodic,
but hopefully fun.
The system is D&D version 3.5 and the setting is a world I use for
my Scype campaign, but hundreds of years in the past.....
The rules cover almost a hundred books, but thankfully some nice people
have condensed the rules and put them on tintanet for all to see. Two
of the better ones can be found by following the links below. Please note
there are rules and feats we will not be using - lets keep it simple for
If you wish to display your character on this site, for all to see, please
send the pdf to me.
I will update these as the game progresses.
| Session 01 -The one in which
we learn the rules and kill orcs....
||Session 02 - The one in which
an half orc paladin does something bad....
|Session 03 - The one in which
a stage coach goes for a ride....
||Session 04 - The one in which
a hobbit goes wild in a pub....
|Session 05 - The
one in which no pub is safe and we discover Asreal does not have light
||Session 06 - The
one in which we discover sleeping hobbits can't fly....
|Session 07 - The one in which
the party discover books burn and run away from a basilisk....
||Session 08 - The one in which
the priests gives to the poor and the party fights for money....
|Session 09 - The
one in which Asreal beats John the Bard to take gold and the party
||Session 10 - The
one in which the party self explodes and descend in to the sewers....
|Session 11 - The one in which
John the Bard runs away and the Hobbit meets a smelly end....
||Session 12 - The one in which
good triumphed over evil, but at what cost....
|Session 13 - The one in which
we discover dwarves are not friendly....
||Session 14 - The one in which
the party go boating and free some slaves....
|Session 15 - The one in which
Smooth Beard gets his final shave....
||Session 16 - The one in which
the party fight for their lives, whilst the gnome plays cards....
|Session 17 - The one in which
the party is betrayed by a plastic garden gnome....
||Session 18 - The one in which
the party goes to the circus....
|Session 19 - The one in which
the party take up watercolours and the gnome tries to sell his soul
||Session 20 - The one in which
the gnone loses at cards and Asreal grows up and up
|Session 21 - The one in which
the the Rock Bard plays his last tune
||Session 22 - The one in which
Rylarion becomes an idiot
|Session 23 - The one in which
Ramsblood finally bites the dust
||Session 24 - The one in which
Caldera turns up at the wrong game
|Session 25 - The
one in which the party fight off demonic monks and the gnome's arm
||Session 26 - The
one in which Fitz turns to stone and spoons becone annoying
|Session 27 - The
one in which Gabriel discovers he can run but he can't hide
||Session 28 - The
one in which the gnome refused to take a card
|Session 29 - The
one in which the gnome's leg falls off and Asreal considers running
||Session 30 - The
one in which the party decimate a hoard of demons and get the gem....
|Session 31 - The
one in which the gnome wishes he hadn't been eaten by a plant....
||Session 32 - The
one in which the gnome dies, comes back and Asreal discovers scythes
|Session 33 - The
one in which the gnome dies again, the party defend the castle again
and Asreal sees his arse....
||Session 34 - The
one in which Asreal shares a fire with Duristanan Wyrmbreaker and
a lot of giants die....
|Session 35 - The
one in which we hire Larry and Charles for a ghoulish job....
||Session 36 - The
one in which nobody knows who's who, Resurrection's a bitch....
|Session 37 - The
one in which we discover hobbit landlords are not what they seen....
||Session 38 - The
one in which the cellar bar gets trashed and we find Charles de Ghoul....
|Session 39 - The
one in which Fitz joins the party again, dies and comes back from
||Session 40 - The
one in which the party find the Death Knight's hidaway and runaway....
|Session 41 - The
one in which the party meet the king and tell him tails about cats....
||Session 42 - The
one in which the Papa Smurf gets hammered....
|Session 43 - The
one in which Asreal receives a stormy gift....
||Session 44 - The
one in which Scarntlat discovers the dictator of elder water is not
what it seems....
|Session 45 - The
one in which Barry goes for a ride and Karl discovers he can hide
but he can't run....
||Session 46 - The
one in which Dragotha meets its doom and the party find more gold
than they have ever seen....
|Session 47 - The
one in which the Cleric of Dyslexia struggles with the ring of Mamott....
||Session 48 - The
one in which John the Bard returns to the fold and the party find
the second Well of Tears....
|Session 49 - The
one in which the party steal some books and read while waiting for
||Session 50 - The
one in which a lord gets blown up and we meet a crocheting fighter....
|Session 51 - The
one in which the battle of Caldor starts and Charles de Ghoul turns
on the party....
||Session 52 - The
one in which the battle of Caldor ends with the death of Charles de
Ghoul & the Death Knight....
|Session 53 - The
one in which the party decend in to the under city and take all the
Tears from the first Well....
||Session 54 - The
one in which Saracen & Gabriel both die, again. Also the gnome
don't smell to good....
|Session 55 - The
one in which the lich loses his jar, the gnome finds limbs, the some
go to a tea party....
||Session 56 - The
one in which madness happens, soup, puppets on strings, mock turtles
and much more....
|Session 57 - The
one in which more mad things happen and the other two heros fight
off an old elf....
||Session 58 - The
one in which the Gnome & Fitz died and Asreal bags another dragon....
|Session 59 - The
one in which we fight a Balor and the cleric can't fathom the Blackbread
||Session 60 - The
one in which the party complete the well and prepare for the fight
of thier lives....
|Session 61 - The
one in which the party defeat Duristanan, but the worm survives to
fight another day...
||Session 62 - The
one in which the party defeat Duristanan & Father Llymic, sending
them back to the far realms...
Session 63 - The End
The party have completed thier quest and the world is safe for
now. Kloynerik, Rylarion and John the Bard are lost to the far realms.
Arseal becomes lord of Shackletown and invites all to join his council.
Scarntlat is made the high preist of Elhonna. Torvin makes a statue
and the gnome starts a turnip cult.
Unfortunately character pass from this fantasy life in to death or worse.
To to prevent them from passing in to obscurity their deeds and death
are recorded in The Book of the Dead.